What’s this??? Halfway through August and only NOW a review of July??? I know, I know… Better late than never???
What’s fresh?
(Noting what’s fresh & local to know what I can grow & when and a record of fresh pickings from our garden to improve future planting plans, manage gluts better etc)
From the store:
- Lettuce
- Sweetcorn (but not as yummy as ours…)
- Blitva (mangel)
- Raspberries
- Blackberries
- Nectarines
- Peaches
From the garden:
- Lettuce
- Beetroot
- Onions
- Rocket
- Radish
- Courgettes
- Carrots
- Sweetcorn – best crop yet & soooo delicious!)
- Cucumbers (in the weirdest shapes but all tasty)
- Runner beans (about a kilo every other day for most of the month!)
- Tomatoes
Sowing & Planting
(Building a record of what I need to prepare for next in the garden)
Too hot to sow anything much except more basil & coriander…
Baking & Making
(A chance to reflect on the culinary success & failures of the month & share crafty moments)
We’ve been eating a lot of salads and faves at the mo are:
Beetroot Salad Greek Style (cooked & diced beetroot; beetroot leaves wilted in water from cooking the beets; garlic & olive oil)
Cucumber & Dill Salad (thinly sliced cucmbers; cider vinegar with a little sugar dissolved in it; fresh dill)
Rocket & Pecorino (or any hard, strong cheese shaved into the greens with olive oil & seasoning)
Here’s me with a table full of salads, as usual:
And making…? Not much – making our guests happy has been work enough
Reading
(Love sharing the books I’m into)
Still reading Wally Lamb’s The Hour I First Believed’ – so you know how busy I’ve been. The fact that I’ve been reading it for 2 months is no reflection on the writing style or content – it’s a great book!
What’s the vibe?
(This month’s gut reaction)
In relation to my gut … bloated! Have been eating way too much bread and know its not good for me. Back on the salads now & trying to cut out those carbs!
In relation to our business, this month the mood is – happy!!! We’ve had more bookings than we thought possible (have had paying guests every week since the second week in June and this is set to continue until the end of August). And more importantly, all our guests have been happy campers – both in the sense of being sound folk with great attitudes and in the sense of leaving us with smiles on their faces and glowing reports in the guest book!
Listening to
(Trying to listen to some new tunes every month)
Not doing well on breaking into the many ‘unplayed, unrated’ tracks in our expansive collection but enjoying some familiar chilled sounds, especially: Zero 7, Damien Rice, Teitur & Morcheeba.
Also had an 80’s revival period during my party when me & my girlfriends danced to some real ole goodies such as: Jocelyn Brown; Earth, Wind & Fire, Kool & the Gang etc…
Fun Stuff
(‘Nuff said)
Jo turned 40 a couple of days before me & his girlfriend Zuzana organised a surprise party for him. An extra bonus was that Carrie was staying with us so could come too. Carrie & I were introduced a couple of years ago when I did a stint in the UK, working as a consultant and our then boss realised we had Montenegro in common (me living here, her having bought a house here). She & I hit it off but never really got to spend much time with each other. We met briefly the following year when she (and her then partner) came to try to move things forward with her house here. We stayed in touch and helped her with Montenegro paperwork stuff as best we could. Now, a year and many life changes on, she came to Montenegro as a single woman on a mission to decide whether to renovate the house or sell. We let her stay in our house (which was a bit of extra cash for us & a peaceful, luxurious retreat for her) and during the week she joined us at the campsite a few times and we got to know each other better. She is bonkers and a total scream! We had a lot of fun at the surprise pool party, deciding to jump in rather than be pushed! Here’s Carrie trying to unstick her soaking wet top from her back (that she told me afterwards was wool – oops!) and me wishing I hadn’t worn such white, see-through-when-wet clothes!…
Here’s me & Zuz, the great party organiser:
And here’s the big guy himself:
We (but especially Carrie) had pink-fizz induced hangovers the morning after the party as we drove over to Zanjice to meet Mil and Miso. We had introduced Carrie to our friend Mil as a useful Serbian-speaking contact and recommended our builder Miso. The 2 of them met us over at her house to size up the project. By the end of her visit Carrie had fallen in love with Monte all over again and we hope that she gets a reasonable quote for the job from Miso so that she can renovate the house (complete with olive mill & press, which if she realises her dream, will be the central feature in an amazing kitchen!).
Turning 40 was much more fun than I thought it would be! My actual birthday was on a Monday – a naff day for a celebration! I had a lovely day nonetheless. Here’s my birthday breakfast – with the unique birthday ‘log’ & ‘leaf’ cards from Nik in clear view:
We took off to the beach for the day, leaving the site in Olivier & Tanja’s safe hands (really, how lucky were we to have guests like these!?) and I was treated to a fabulous pedicure on the sand by Amy. Just to laze around all day with the occasional dip in the crystal clear water was a luxury…
The celebrations of me leaving my flirty 30’s and entering my naughty 40’s happened the following weekend and were made extra special by 6 old friends making the trip from the UK to be with me. Fran & H are work buddies from my TK Maxx days. We’ve known each other for about 15 years and they know more embarrassing stories about me that everyone here put together! (Ouch!)
I’ve known Gav & Rick even longer – we met at Loughborough University which is pretty much 2 whole decades in my past now… The boys hung around for a couple of days after the party which was ACE and gave us time to indulge in our favourite things: drinking & playing Bridge:
Dear girlfriend Ditsch (pictured here at the 40th party, on the right) I have known for 25 years and love her even more as the years roll by. Vince her lovely hubby who has become our friend too, can just be made out behind me in this photo …
The preamble to the big party was an amazing day out on a flotilla of beautiful boats. Steve had asked all our sailing buddies to help ferry folk out to our favourite beach in Zanjice. They were all so generous and gave me & my friends an incredible day to remember. Steve had organised everything for a bbq on the beach and we spent a wonderful day, eating, drinking and cooling off in the water – in between hopping from one gorgeous boat to another!
Skipperesses Katie & Laura are pictured here – Katie & Tim sailed the Monty B and hoisted a special birthday flag for me; Lauar & Tony whizzed me, Fran & H out to the beach on their new racy yacht and my friends were fascinated by the way the couple deftly ‘tacked’ baby Amber!
Dave & Fiona’s rib was the speedy water taxi ferrying people to & fro (Dave’s here on the far left) and Paul’s amazing luxury yacht took us home in style that evening (Paul is on the far right here)
It was fitting that my Goddess Daughter, Grace, should be there to share the fun. She was a sweetie all day!
Here’s the view of the boats from the beach, with the little motor boat The Bounty too:
The big party was on Saturday night and was largely due to the efforts of the inimitable Danny Parish who helped decorate the campsite, organised the most beautiful & delicious (not to mention HUGE) cake and provided delicious salads. Here she is, with Fran beaming at her:
Old friend Dave Bennett had ‘photoshopped’ a fantastic picture of Steve with a comb-over for his 50th, so Steve emailed him for revenge! Steve calls me his wonder woman (I’ll leave you to figure out why!) and Dave provided a fab pic of Wonder Woman’s body with my face on it which Steve made into a T-Shirt for me with the caption: “Wonder Woman never ages… she just gets badly drawn”. Here I am proudly (!) wearing it, along with the gorgeous blue necklace & bracelet that Maja bought me before she buggered off to the UK and missed the party!
And here’s a photo of THAT cake – see, I wasn’t kidding…
It’s funny how things turn out. I ceded control to Steve for the celebrations (much to everyone’s amusement, I think!) and the night turned out to be perfect. Sure, there were dear friends & family missing – there always are… you just can’t get everyone you love in one place these days. But I had such a fabulous time with the special folk who were there. I danced & danced; got drunk but not rudely so; sang ‘old skool’ tunes at the top of my voice; laughed & laughed and treasured every moment. The weather was amazing – there was a huge downpour just before I arrived (I was banned from the site during the preparations) and was initially worried when it was still raining a little at the start of the evening but it cleared up and the storm moved off to the left and provided the most amazing lightning storm for us to gawp at! It was like nature had laid on fireworks for me! The moon was bright, the air was fresh (which was great because we were dancing so much we needed the coolness) and the company was wonderful. Here’s what one friend wrote about that night:
“At your magnificant party i drank like a fish and danced like a shaman, and only had to stop (not because of my bruised feet) but because i was laughing too much – Joy is a funny thing. Thankyou again for so unconditionally offering me such a release – you are both such remarkable, beautiful and excellant people”
Tim Time
(Bizarre & extraordinary happenings? This is Montenegro)
Steve’s laundry sink has become our new favourite thing in the campsite kitchen (pictures to follow soon, I promise!) but the hassle he had trying to get the plastic trim to edge the tiles & the right coloured grout was frustrating (for him) and funny (for us!). He started off at one tiling shop on the edge of town. Nobody there. He waited & mooched around for a bit. 20 mins later – still nobody. If he had spotted any mint green tile edging or grout anywhere in the warehouse at this point he would have grabbed it and just left some cash but none to be seen. So he had to brave the town centre and the nightmare that was a dug-up one way system. Battling his way to the store he was told – no. No chance. What about Azzurro?, he asked (another store on the way into town that he had chosen to drive past because the car park was full). No. No chance. Any other suggestions, apart from No? asks he, bravely. He gets sent off to a shop right the other side of Herceg Novi – a full 20 mins out of his way… The woman there looked at the colour he was trying to match and said, accusingly, “But this is an awful colour! Why did you choose this?” Not only was she not helpful, she just tried to get Steve to buy any other colour under the sun except the one he wanted, regardless of the actual colour of the tiles!
Exhausted from the verbal bashing he got there and leaving with a grey grout that he didn’t even want (but anything to shut the madwoman up at this point!) he drove, dejected back through town. He had so hoped to get the materials to finish the job that day…
Driving past Azzurro this time, he noticed the car park was empty. He decide to try it anyway. “Yes, sir, certainly sir. Here’s the grout you need”. But no trim. Growling at the (now redundant) grey grout he drove back to the campsite and decided to pop in to the very first store he had visited some 2 hours previous. This time there was actually a real person there and the right colour trim was whipped out in no time!
One Green Thing
(One more step along our green journey)
Struggled to think of something for this month but then realised that our re-use of water is probably worth a mention… We are so conscious about the water we use and every bowl of water used to wash dishes (that isn’t too soapy or filled with meat scraps) is used to irrigate our flowers and grass.
Weather Report
(Charting the weather for us and our garden)
July brought summer to us with a vengence. It went from being sunny & comfortably warm to being hot, hot, hot! We’ve had the odd crazy storm and downpour of rain but far from complaining that summer proper isn’t here yet, we’re loving the respite from the beating sun and thankful for every day the gardens get watered by nature and not us!




















































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